Girls Profiles from a real Matrimony website......

Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can't stop laughing.

These are Girl's profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..Thanksyours Regards Sowmya

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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i am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)

Please give you comments....

Innocent & Cute KIDS

Whats there for me (in your bowl....)

With lots of KISSes (Hot Lips)

I don't hear any thing, think this head phone is NOT WORKING....

I am ready for the foot ball match. I will not get HURT if I fall (What an Idea) :)

Hey this looks like mine, can't you make out with the size. GIVE IT BACK TO ME....

Don't you worry, i will carry your bag to your house.

I can also make faces like this puppy... :)

I Challenge you, can you make BUBBLEs like this??

My ambition is to become a SPIDER-MAN. And I started to practice for that. Practice will make me a perfect SPIDER-MAN.... lol....

Hey, what are you doing?

Its so dusty, i am just cleaning it, please don't mistake me.

Doesn't look like that... Hmmm..

May I know your sweet NAME??

Come on, tell me What were you talking to that girl in the park. I saw you, dont lie.!!!

Friends help me, PLEASE!!!

Make it fast, someone is comming this way.

Wait man, I could see nothing yet.!!!

Good foot MEAL..........

Nude Model

You should first learn to draw small model, slowly start to draw big ones.

Please don't forget to post your comments:

Einstein The Parrot

Fully loaded with FUN - Enjoy

Stone vs. iPhone

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WOMEN = GEOGRAPHY

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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The Cruelest Form of Eye Tests for Men

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What is Marketting?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's Direct Marketing... "

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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."

-That's Advertising. .."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me

- That's Telemarketing. .."
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations... "
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?"

- That's Brand Recognition. .."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- "That's Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

- "That's demand and supply gap..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him

- "That's competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

- "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
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HR Dept. - Software Company

When a Software company wanted to hire some parrots, they called in their HR Head, and requested for some profiles which they could shortlist. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was $2500.00 "$2500.00", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2007, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters. Capable of taking the load of month end pressure, will not take any leaves."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $5000.00, but he not only knows Office 2007,

but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "$10,000.00" Curious as to how a bird can cost $10,000.00, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him "Project - Manager"!!

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